Are you sure you can make a taco at home? Because if your idea of a “taco” is as firm as your grasp on the English language, you might want to avoid cooking before you accidentally burn your whole kitchen down. Why not just try one of Taco Bell’s other options, like the cheesy gordita crunch, or the nacho cheese chalupa, or the cheesy crunch burrito? The beauty of Taco Bell is that every freaking item is the same. It’s just constructed differently. And if you’re eating it at 3am, chances are you’re in an altered state, so how the hell can you tell the difference?

Also, you look just like Lori Beth Denberg.