(thanks to community manager extraordinaire Joe Amodio for showing me this gem)

Wow. Christine really knows how to keep it classy. Who knew White Castle even took reservations? Don’t their burgers only take, like, 30 seconds to prepare anyway? This is so weird and wrong in so many ways, especially for what she describes as a three-year tradition. Because when I think “Valentine’s Day,” I think “romance.” And when I think “romance,” I think “taking your dad out on a Valentine’s Day dinner reservation to White Castle in Hackettown, New Jersey.”