Yea, eff you McDonald’s. My relationship with your compressed chicken fetus meat is all give and no take. Like a normal girlfriend, I try to be reasonable and understanding, which is why I let the no milkshake thing slide. BUT NO CHICKEN MCNUGGETS ARE UN-SLIDABLE. You have CROSSED the line, Ronald McDonald, and taken it TOO FAR. We’re over. P.S. I cheated on you with Burger King, Wendy’s, AND White Castle.